He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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