i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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