loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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