On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
My feet surprised me
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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