The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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