his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My dick has a subreddit
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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