guys are not supposed to queef...right?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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