im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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