This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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