you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
