I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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