youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I skipped work to stalk him.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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