walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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