ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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