no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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