I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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