There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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