Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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