I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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