I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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