Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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