Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
you traded sex for a burrito?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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