Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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