don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The power of my boobs compel you
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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