saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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