ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Your cock deserves a montage
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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