it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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