There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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