some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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