Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Randomize
