maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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