trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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