i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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