i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
