hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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