the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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