I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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