theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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