Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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