How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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