it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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