is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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