trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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