I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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