You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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