You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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