I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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