now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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