Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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