my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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