how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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