i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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