Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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