Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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