Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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